This is basically two hours of fujoshi fan service which would have been fine for a guilty pleasure viewing but this one made me want to down a gallon of bleach to get the taste out. Its way too crude slapstick, but you won't even notice after a while thanks to all the dick jokes, butt slaps, and gratuitous scenes (seriously no one ever wore a shirt for the entire length of the movie tbh lol) which again none of that I'm against. Except the crude slapstick kept getting cruder!

They even somehow added a flimsy plot about the swim team going to manila and encountering the most ridiculously hilarious  European bullies who could not have been more corny. And an even more flimsy plot about both ljs and sig falling for some chick who was more lame than the cardboard cut out supporting characters, when it's pretty obvious they're only into each other, ffs at one point SIG even introduces LJS to HIS DEAD FATHER instead of the girl like wtf!

Anyway, I gotta say I felt bad for SIG and LJS. They deserve better.