50 Fundamental Rules of (mainly Thai) BL...

1. Take your boyfie to the beach! If none is available, a waterfall works fine too, just as long as you get to play and/or make out in the water.
2. Pools are for water fights and underwater kisses!
3. Your bae is sick? Time for a sponge bath! Using a towel works fine too, just as long as you make it awkwardly sensual!
4. Must dry bae's hair, or they will get sick!!
5. Boo is drunk, tired, or injured? Time for a piggy-back-ride!
6. Can't think of any conflict? Time for the mandatory jealousy-storyline!! (bonus points if it lasts only one episode, then gets forgotten about.)
7. Oh no, bae's (usually evil) ex is suddenly back in town!
8. Time for a trip to the aquarium! Fish are romantic!
9. Fevers, papercuts, or hurt legs are fatal injuries!! Your boyfie might die, so take care of him accordingly!!!
10. You need two hands to eat. If one is injured, your bae has to feed you, or you will starve! Of course, your bae can also feed you if you aren’t injured!
11. Napkins don’t exist in the BLverse. Must use your hand to wipe food off the boyfie’s face!! (Bonus points if you lick your fingers afterward.)
12. No actual tears! Crying without actually crying is the new trend. Scrunching your face and squeezing really hard will suffice!
13. Would you look at that pretty rooftop? Perfect for an emotional moment, mayhaps even a kiss?!
14. They knew each other since childhood all along!!! (Bonus points if one had to tragically move away.)
15. Would you look at that? We accidentally cuddled each other while sharing a bed. Whoopsie! (Bonus points for screaming at the realization.)
16. Neck pillows are useless. Sleep on your bae’s shoulder instead. (Preferably during bus rides to a school trip!)
17. Time for cringe product placement! The less subtle, the better!
18. The only majors existing are engineering and architecture.
19. Boyfie (or soon-to-be boyfie) looks so pretty while sleeping. Must kiss, or at least attempt to!
20. Girls are either evil or swooning over the gays! There's no in-between!
21. Why solve your conflict if a time-skip can do it for you? It's like magic!
22. Every kid has daddy / mommy issues, right? (Bonus points if it’s the rich campus hottie.)
23. Love is scary. Being emotionally unavailable is a much better life choice.
24. if I just bully/stalk/harass this cutie for long enough, they will eventually fall for me. Works for every other BL top, after all!
25. They’ve known each other for 5mins, but they are instantly in love, I swear!!! Who cares if they don’t know each other’s last names yet?!
26. Must buckle bae’s seatbelt (and longingly stare at them in the process!)
27. Tickle / pillow fights aren’t just for kids!!
28. Short term memory alert! Gotta flash back to a scene that happened 2mins ago.
29. Showers are for being thoughtful, blowing off steam, or showing off your mandatory sixpack!
30. It’s raining? Let’s have an emotional moment! We could break up, make up, make out, or you could lend me your umbrella!
31. Possessiveness is cute! He’s mine, I’m his, and he will want to murder you if you touch his property!
32. Bae cannot function without me! Basically a toddler in a grown man’s body.
33. Boyfie just pulled a guitar/song out of their ass! I didn’t even know they were into music!
34. I’m drunk! Just kidding, I’m suddenly sober now!
35. Kissing is a sin! Let’s act like kindergarteners instead by only kissing on the cheek instead! Mouth-on-mouth action can only be done on special occasions!
36. Oops! We just fell into each other’s arms. (Or on each other's lips, even better!!!)
37. Gotta love my buddies who are overly obsessed with my love/sex life!
38. Random family member or fellow college students are shipping us hard!
39. Let’s misunderstand each other to create tension! I will walk off if you try to tell me something important! Hmph!
40. When you say ‘stop’, you really mean ‘continue’, right?
41. My bae is much pure, very demure. Never been kissed or had the seggs before. Even if he’s 30 and allosexual!
42. Actually, I really was drunk! And I conveniently don't remember anything about last night. Whoopsie! (Or I will lie to you about not remembering...)
43. I want to kiss you soooo bad! Let me just awkwardly press my lips against yours without movement. Just like two dead fish! How cute! Much passionate, very fireworks!
44. Being step brothers (or adoptive brothers) is kinda hot, don’t you think? At least in Taiwan.
45. Oh no, poor boyfie has nightmares. But at least he's fine as long as I'm with him because that's totally how that works! I'm basically a human dream catcher!
46. Let’s slow-dance randomly, because why the hell not?
47. My two besties are very obviously in love. Just kiss already!
48. Checking to see if you still have underwear on is a fool-proof way of knowing if you did the devil's tango last night. Because you couldn’t have put it back on afterwards, nope.
49. My best friend has secretly been in love with me the whole time? Aw, bless them. But I don’t like them back, obviously. Why would I like the person who knows me best and I spend all my time with when there’s the campus hottie I met ten minutes ago?
50. Oh, no! My boyfie-to-be mistook my sister as my girlfriend...