lol. Glad you weren't going to hit me with that bowling ball.


I gift you a lovely scented bath bomb. You're busy soaking in it and I steal the cookie. :D

Oh so you were more excited to see the cookie return than to see me, huh?

Well, while you were helping me put the luggage into the car, I gently remove the cookie back into my pocket.

I'm not the sort who will hug someone they are breaking up with. Because if you are a good friend, I'll keep fighting. Or if we are done, it's a clean break. But we will go with your story. :P


Since we are done, I will release a few insects into your home. I'll get dressed as an exterminator so you won't be able to recognize me. I'll pretend I have to fumigate the house and you need to leave quickly. You'll leave the cookie behind and I'll steal!

 Helo_Mek_in_Vegas:

I'm passing by in my truck and see you both walking along, having a lively discussion... about a cookie????? I stop, a little ahead of you two... step out of my truck, got my Gray  Man gear on,baseball cap on and gray hoodie on....and years old black covid-19 facemask......I whip out my pistol (actually it's a water gun.. but you guys don't know that! ; )) One of you, the kite flyer, takes a step towards me, and says....you sure it's the cookie you want... not something else, teasingly... I'm thinking.wtf is with this lady??... but I say, Lady... just the cookie, ma'am.... suddenly the other one in the purple bug spray suit says.. while grabbing the other lady's hand, shouts out....run !!!, it's not a real gun...both of you start running, BUT, the lady hands me her cookie in an instant.....her friend asks her as they're running away....I hear...why you gave him the cookie?...he has nice eyes was her response...

purple bug spray suit *shots fired* *dead*

When I come back alive, I decide to pursue you. I watch you as you stop along with a crowd to watch a band playing. I pretend to bend down and tie my laces but instead I tie yours. As the song completes, you start to move but instead trip and fall on another by stander. I pretend to help you up along with others but I'm really stealing the cookie from your pocket. In the commotion, you don't realize that both me and the cookie are gone. Of course you didn't know it was me because when you last saw me I was in a bug spray suit. :P

haha I sense some sarcasm. XD

Aww thanks. I thought maybe it was too cliche. I'm still holding the **~**CoOkIe**~** :P

Oh God. LOL. 

I buy you a fruit flower basket. You are so fascinated by it, you forget the cookie and start eating the fruits shaped as different coloured flowers. I take the cookie and slip out without you ever noticing. :D

I counter your distraction by seamlessly transitioning the conversation to an enthralling discussion about the wonders of space and the mysteries of the universe, capturing your attention and leaving you momentarily mesmerized. In that moment of cosmic contemplation, I deftly grab the cookie and make a graceful exit.

hahaa

You're quite the romantic aren't you?

I place a recorder by a window/balcony which plays a loud crash and then people shouting and crying. You think an accident happened outside your house so you run to the window/balcony to look out and I steal the cookie.  By the time you find the hidden recorder, I'm already gone.

Well, just before you can bring the cookie to your mouth, I take it from you and say, "he's cold and wet. Let him sit by the fire and dry off and I'll make him a nice hot bowl of noodle soup so he doesn't catch a cold."

Before you can protest, I throw a blanket around you and cover your mouth as well.

I throw a pot of noodles over the fire and suggest I need some more wood for a bigger fire. Well, that was the last you both saw of me and the cookie. :)

I wake up and luckily I know a spell to turn back time and I see you walking back to me and slowly the cookie pieces emerge out of your mouth and get pieced back together again. You are too horrified to understand what is happening. Meanwhile I take the cookie back and knock you out for your sanity.

No problem. I have many tricks up my sleeve.

The poet who stole the cookie. :P

I came to your house with a freshly baked gingerbread man. While you are picking up to try that, I pick up THE cookie. You are biting down on the gingerbread man's head and I am leaving with a smile on my face. :D

ho ho oh no.

I hop on a bike and chase your delivery van and then grab on to the back doors mission impossible style. I'm clearly not meant for this so I just barely hang on. Luckily you get to a traffic stop. I manage to get in the passenger's side and grab the cookie as I spray you with some fake snow just enough to be able to dodge you as I jump out with the cookie.

*phew* Just need to grab a taxi coz that took me out.

Girl, you can't keep trying to eat the cookie or the thread will come to a halt :P so I'm going to pretend you were just basking in it's visual glory. 

So by now I know the usual culprits and I could smell your perfume in the taxi. I send you a bouquet of flowers with a hidden camera. I notice you taking out the cookie from the fridge, smelling it and putting it back in. As soon as you leave the house, I sneak in from the window, take the cookie and leave you a purple flower in your fridge as a small clue. :)

I'll try something more imaginative in my next heist. lol.