Cauldron: A cauldron (or caldron) is a large pot (kettle) for cooking or boiling over an open fire, with a lid and frequently with an arc-shaped hanger.
Finagle - obtain (something) by devious or dishonest means.
"Ted attended all the football games he could finagle tickets for"
act in a devious or dishonest manner.
"they wrangled and finagled over the fine points"
Gargantuan: gigantic; enormous; colossal
Homogeneous: of the same kind or nature; essentially alike.
Indecorous: violating generally accepted standards of good taste or propriety; unseemly
Juliette Balcony - Providing a 'guard' or security barrier to sliding doors or inward opening full-height French Doors on a first-floor room or above, a Juliet balcony lets in more natural light, and fresh air when the doors are open
